Archive for the 'Comedy' Category

You Say We’re Like

I’ve been talking to my girlfriend lately and I have been very frustrated because she keeps insisting that the 2 of us have a great deal in common. I do not think we have very much in common I think that that is why we should break up. For instance, my girlfriend really enjoys reading about funny quotes and funny anecdotes on the Internet and I think that this is a stupid waste of time. I know that sounds kind of harsh but I do not enjoy comedy very much at all. It is not that I’m a very boring person it is just as I would rather listen to really good orchestral music or go to the operatives spent an entire evening looking up funny quotes on the Internet. My girlfriend thinks that I have changed lately and I think that she might be) do not want to admit it I think that I am becoming much more mature than she is and that is why we have been having trouble getting along.

Hating on Stocks

My uncle chris has been really hating on stocks lately. He says that he lost all is money in the stock market, but I think he really lost of all his dollars and cents by making stupid comedy videos and trying to get them on TV. He used to buy TV people dinner and helicopters and snail collections, just trying to get them to watch his silly comedy videos. My uncle Chris used to be a clown in the circus, so you can’t blame him for being a little silly. My mom says he really needs the attention and the spotlight. She says that no normal uncle would ever, ever want to be a stupid clown. But he loved being a clown. I guess maybe she is right. He just tried to get into online videos and comedy videos because he wanted to get the same kind of attention he used to get as a clown. I will tell you one thing right now; the ladies love the men that are clowns. You should see my aunt. She is absolutely stunning, to say the least. A very, very exotic beauty. Much hotter than my mom.